He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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