Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Your penis caused this!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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