i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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