Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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