what if I'm pregnant?
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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