I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
