just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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