How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
