"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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