Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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