Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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