its not stalking. its research.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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