I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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