Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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