i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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