i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
