Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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