But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
