I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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