I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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