so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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