sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so explain again why im purple
no
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
