im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You should frame my arrest warrant.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
