So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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