yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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