Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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