just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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