I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
