You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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