So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize