Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
