i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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