This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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