Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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