new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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