So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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