Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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