I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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