gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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