yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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