Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
