Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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