The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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