i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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