Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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