Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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