I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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