if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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