Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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