I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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