are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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