Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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