PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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