Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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