she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Are these your boobs on my camera?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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