after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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